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[redstray]

This is Eric, leave a message.

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[thevanguard]

Neither do I, but I already said I would.

You don't have any idea why he'd think you need a bodyguard?

[redstray]

Then youre an idiot and no i don't Even if i was I can take care of myself!

[ Although really it's got him thinking because why would he need a bodyguard? Did that guy know that he was in some sort of trouble, or that it was coming?? This was all weird.]

[thevanguard]

So everyone keeps telling me. You've still got a free bodyguard,
even if you can.

[redstray]

Not interested i'll make a return

[thevanguard]

Take it up with him, then. But I'm here until he rescinds the job or whatever.

[redstray]

No youre leaving and not bothering me anymore. I dont care what he said. Come near me and youll regret it

[thevanguard]

Your front gate doesn't count as 'near' right? Great. You can just pretend I'm not here.

[redstray]

What?

[ Eric gets up and goes to look out one of the windows. And sure enough, there was this guy hanging out at the front gate. Does he have a stalker now? ]

Get back to your room which you tried so hard to get to guard me

[thevanguard]

[ He's not answering. You're really bad at pretending he's not here, Eric. ]

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[redstray]

[ Oh that's just great. He has a stalker. He can pretend he's not here when he is as far away from here as possible!

Eric sighs, leaving the house to stand right in front of the gate. He is not happy. ]

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